M:tG card similarity search
3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Drill Bit | 2B | Sorcery | Spectacle {B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. |
| The Abyss | 3B | World Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated. |
| Thoughts of Ruin | 2RR | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices a land for each card in your hand. |
| Juggle the Performance | 1BR | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then conjures a duplicate of each of seven random cards from the library of the player to their right into their hand. The duplicates perpetually gain "Mana of any type can be spent to cast this spell." |
| Oath of Ghouls | 1B | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player whose graveyard has fewer creature cards in it than their graveyard does and is their opponent. The first player may return a creature card from their graveyard to their hand. |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot | 1U | Creature — Bird | Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. 2/2 |
| Shapeshifter's Marrow | 2UU | Enchantment | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a creature card, the player puts the card into their graveyard and Shapeshifter's Marrow becomes a copy of that card. (If it does, it loses this ability.) |
| Masticore | 4 | Artifact Creature — Masticore | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Masticore unless you discard a card. {2}: Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature. {2}: Regenerate Masticore. 4/4 |
| Moonscarred Werewolf | Creature — Werewolf | Vigilance {T}: Add {G}{G}. At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Moonscarred Werewolf. 2/2 | |
| Handcuffs | 3BB | Enchantment | As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three permanents. |