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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Corpse Traders | 3B | Creature — Human Rogue | {2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player discards that card. Activate only as a sorcery. 3/3 |
| Sin Prodder | 2R | Creature — Devil | Menace At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. Any opponent may have you put that card into your graveyard. If a player does, Sin Prodder deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. 3/2 |
| Divest | B | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card. |
| Venser's Journal | 5 | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand. |
| Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card. | |
| Thumbscrews | 2 | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have five or more cards in hand, Thumbscrews deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. |
| Haunting Hymn | 4BB | Instant | Target player discards two cards. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that player discards four cards instead. |
| Sorry | UU | Enchantment | Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell. Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player. |
| Maddening Wind | 2G | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature Cumulative upkeep {G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, Maddening Wind deals 2 damage to that player. |
| Geist of the Archives | 2U | Creature — Spirit | Defender At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.) 0/4 |