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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vicious Rumors | B | Sorcery | Vicious Rumors deals 1 damage to each opponent. Each opponent discards a card, then mills a card. You gain 1 life. |
| Search for Azcanta | 1U | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.) |
| Ancient Runes | 2R | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Ancient Runes deals damage to that player equal to the number of artifacts they control. |
| Tar Fiend | 5B | Creature — Elemental | Devour 2 (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This creature enters the battlefield with twice that many +1/+1 counters on it.) When Tar Fiend enters the battlefield, target player discards a card for each creature it devoured. 4/4 |
| Chains of Mephistopheles | 1B | Enchantment | If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card. |
| Mind Whip | 2BB | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {3}. If they don't, Mind Whip deals 2 damage to that player and you tap that creature. |
| Cry of Contrition | B | Sorcery | Target player discards a card. Haunt (When this spell card is put into a graveyard after resolving, exile it haunting target creature.) When the creature Cry of Contrition haunts dies, target player discards a card. |
| Impatient Iguana | 1R | Creature — Lizard Wizard | If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player. Haste 2/1 |
| Squeaking Pie Grubfellows | 3B | Creature — Goblin Shaman | Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Squeaking Pie Grubfellows, you may reveal it. If you do, each opponent discards a card. 3/2 |
| Planar Collapse | 1W | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Planar Collapse and destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. |