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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sail into the West | 2GU | Instant | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for return or embark. If return gets more votes, each player returns up to two cards from their graveyard to their hand, then you exile Sail into the West. If embark gets more votes or the vote is tied, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. |
| Dimensional Breach | 5WW | Sorcery | Exile all permanents. For as long as any of those cards remain exiled, at the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns one of the exiled cards they own to the battlefield. |
| Discerning Financier | 2W | Creature — Human Noble | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") {2}{W}: Choose another player. That player gains control of target Treasure you control. You draw a card. 2/3 |
| Perish the Thought | 2B | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player shuffles that card into their library. |
| Rotting Rats | 1B | Creature — Zombie Rat | When Rotting Rats enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. Unearth {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.) 1/1 |
| The Pit | Plane — The Abyss | When you planeswalk to The Pit, each player creates their choice of a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying or a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this creature deals 6 damage to you." Whenever chaos ensues, each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature. | |
| Runehorn Hellkite | 5R | Creature — Dragon | Flying {5}{R}, Exile Runehorn Hellkite from your graveyard: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. 5/5 |
| Renounce the Guilds | 1W | Instant | Each player sacrifices a multicolored permanent. |
| Pox | BBB | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time. |
| Timber Shredder | Creature — Werewolf | Trample At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Timber Shredder. 4/2 |