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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Biting-Palm Ninja | 2B | Creature — Human Ninja | Ninjutsu {2}{B} Biting-Palm Ninja enters the battlefield with a menace counter on it. Whenever Biting-Palm Ninja deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a menace counter from it. When you do, that player reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. 3/3 |
| Canker Abomination | 2B/GB/G | Creature — Treefolk Horror | As Canker Abomination enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it for each creature that player controls. 6/6 |
| Ruin Processor | 7 | Creature — Eldrazi Processor | When you cast this spell, you may put a card an opponent owns from exile into that player's graveyard. If you do, you gain 5 life. 7/8 |
| Pariah's Shield | 5 | Artifact — Equipment | All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3} |
| The Gaffer | 2W | Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant | At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card. 2/3 |
| Nerd Rage | 2U | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature When Nerd Rage enters the battlefield, draw two cards. Enchanted creature has "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever this creature attacks, if you have ten or more cards in hand, it gets +10/+10 until end of turn." |
| Empyrial Archangel | 4GWWU | Creature — Angel | Flying Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.) All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Empyrial Archangel instead. 5/8 |
| Thrun, Breaker of Silence | 3GG | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman | This spell can't be countered. Trample Thrun, Breaker of Silence can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. As long as it's your turn, Thrun has indestructible. 5/5 |
| Vicious Shadows | 6R | Enchantment | Whenever a creature dies, you may have Vicious Shadows deal damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand. |
| Wand of Ith | 4 | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player reveals a card at random from their hand. If it's a land card, that player discards it unless they pay 1 life. If it isn't a land card, the player discards it unless they pay life equal to its mana value. Activate only during your turn. |