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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Overcooked | 2R | Enchantment | Players can't gain life. Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield. |
| Returned Centaur | 3B | Creature — Zombie Centaur | When Returned Centaur enters the battlefield, target player mills four cards. 2/4 |
| Tasigur, the Golden Fang | 5B | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman | Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand. 4/5 |
| Skullwinder | 2G | Creature — Snake | Deathtouch When Skullwinder enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand. 1/3 |
| Maddening Hex | 1RR | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random. |
| Inspiration | 3U | Instant | Target player draws two cards. |
| Storm World | R | World Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Storm World deals X damage to that player, where X is 4 minus the number of cards in their hand. |
| Wheel of Torture | 3 | Artifact | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand. |
| Commencement of Festivities | 1G | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to players this turn. |
| Defend the Hearth | 1G | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to players this turn. |