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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wistful Selkie | G/UG/UG/U | Creature — Merfolk Wizard | When Wistful Selkie enters the battlefield, draw a card. 2/2 |
| Tasha's Hideous Laughter | 1UU | Sorcery | Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until that player has exiled cards with total mana value 20 or more. |
| Curse of Thirst | 4B | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, Curse of Thirst deals damage to that player equal to the number of Curses attached to them. |
| Phyrexian Etchings | BBB | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {B} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each age counter on Phyrexian Etchings. When Phyrexian Etchings is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose 2 life for each age counter on it. |
| Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire | 3BRG | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon | Flying Whenever Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire attacks, for each player, choose target permanent that player controls. Those players sacrifice those permanents. Each player who sacrificed a permanent this way reveals the top card of their library, then puts it onto the battlefield if it's a permanent card. 6/6 |
| Tunnel Ignus | 1R | Creature — Elemental | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, if that player had another land enter the battlefield under their control this turn, Tunnel Ignus deals 3 damage to that player. 2/1 |
| Eager Construct | 2 | Artifact Creature — Construct | When Eager Construct enters the battlefield, each player may scry 1. (To scry 1, look at the top card of your library, then you may put that card on the bottom of your library.) 2/2 |
| Zurzoth, Chaos Rider | 2R | Legendary Creature — Devil | Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random. 2/3 |
| Epicenter | 4R | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a land. Threshold — Each player sacrifices all lands they control instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard. |
| Lady of Laughter | 3WW | Creature — Faerie Noble | Flying Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card. 4/5 |