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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fateful Showdown | 2RR | Instant | Fateful Showdown deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand. Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. |
| Denying Wind | 7UU | Sorcery | Search target player's library for up to seven cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles. |
| Isildur's Fateful Strike | 2BB | Legendary Instant | (You may cast a legendary instant only if you control a legendary creature or planeswalker.) Destroy target creature. If its controller has more than four cards in hand, they exile cards from their hand equal to the difference. |
| Worst Fears | 7B | Sorcery | You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears. (You see all cards that player could see and make all decisions for the player.) |
| Wandering Troubadour | 3G | Creature — Dragon Bard | At the beginning of your end step, if you had a land enter the battlefield under your control this turn, venture into the dungeon. (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.) 4/2 |
| Veteran Bodyguard | 3WW | Creature — Human | As long as Veteran Bodyguard is untapped, all damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to Veteran Bodyguard instead. 2/5 |
| Ertai's Meddling | XU | Instant | X can't be 0. Target spell's controller exiles it with X delay counters on it. At the beginning of each of that player's upkeeps, if that card is exiled, remove a delay counter from it. If the card has no delay counters on it, the player puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell. |
| Life's Finale | 4BB | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures, then search target opponent's library for up to three creature cards and put them into their graveyard. Then that player shuffles. |
| Hypnotic Cloud | 1B | Sorcery | Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Target player discards a card. If this spell was kicked, that player discards three cards instead. |
| Pain Seer | 1B | Creature — Human Wizard | Inspired — Whenever Pain Seer becomes untapped, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value. 2/2 |