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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Palantír of Orthanc | 3 | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards. |
| Farewell to Arms | 1BB | Enchantment | As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) |
| My First Tome | 3 | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card. |
| Cruel Entertainment | 6B | Sorcery | Choose target player and another target player. The first player controls the second player during the second player's next turn, and the second player controls the first player during the first player's next turn. |
| Crafty Cutpurse | 3U | Creature — Human Pirate | Flash When Crafty Cutpurse enters the battlefield, each token that would be created under an opponent's control this turn is created under your control instead. 2/2 |
| Oona's Grace | 2U | Instant | Target player draws a card. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.) |
| Wheel and Deal | 3U | Instant | Any number of target opponents each discard their hands, then draw seven cards. Draw a card. |
| Catlike Curiosity | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." If Catlike Curiosity would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. | |
| Academy at Tolaria West | Plane — Dominaria | At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards. Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand. | |
| Smuggler's Share | 2W | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, draw a card for each opponent who drew two or more cards this turn, then create a Treasure token for each opponent who had two or more lands enter the battlefield under their control this turn. |