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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Marsh Crocodile | 2UB | Creature — Crocodile | When Marsh Crocodile enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. When Marsh Crocodile enters the battlefield, each player discards a card. 4/4 |
| Court of Bounty | 2GG | Enchantment | When Court of Bounty enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you're the monarch, instead you may put a creature or land card from your hand onto the battlefield. |
| Song of Creation | 1GUR | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever you cast a spell, draw two cards. At the beginning of your end step, discard your hand. |
| Reparations | 1WU | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell that targets you or a creature you control, you may draw a card. |
| Temporal Cascade | 5UU | Sorcery | Choose one — • Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. • Each player draws seven cards. Entwine {2} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.) |
| Loose Lips | U | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards. |
| Martyrdom | 1WW | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature, planeswalker, or player this turn is dealt to this creature instead." Only you may activate this ability. |
| Haunting Imitation | 2U | Sorcery | Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each creature card revealed this way, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. If no creature cards were revealed this way, return Haunting Imitation to its owner's hand. |
| A-Dorothea's Retribution | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat." If Dorothea's Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead. | |
| Nebuchadnezzar | 3UB | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard | {X}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent reveals X cards at random from their hand. Then that player discards all cards with that name revealed this way. Activate only during your turn. 3/3 |