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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Acquire | 3UU | Sorcery | Search target opponent's library for an artifact card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles. |
| Wedding Invitation | 2 | Artifact | When Wedding Invitation enters the battlefield, draw a card. {T}, Sacrifice Wedding Invitation: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. If it's a Vampire, it also gains lifelink until end of turn. |
| Kess, Dissident Mage | 1UBR | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard | Flying Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. 3/4 |
| Alchemist's Gambit | 1RR | Sorcery | Cleave {4}{U}{U}{R} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, damage can't be prevented. [At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.] Exile Alchemist's Gambit. |
| Cackling Observer | 1BB | Creature — Imp | Flying When Cackling Observer enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand. You choose one of those cards and exile it. When Cackling Observer leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner seeks a nonland card with lesser mana value than the exiled card. 3/1 |
| Vessel of Paramnesia | 1U | Enchantment | {U}, Sacrifice Vessel of Paramnesia: Target player mills three cards. Draw a card. |
| Demonlord Belzenlok | 4BB | Legendary Creature — Elder Demon | Flying, trample When Demonlord Belzenlok enters the battlefield, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then put that card into your hand. If the card's mana value is 4 or greater, repeat this process. Demonlord Belzenlok deals 1 damage to you for each card put into your hand this way. 6/6 |
| Chromescale Drake | 6UUU | Creature — Drake | Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying When Chromescale Drake enters the battlefield, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all artifact cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. 3/4 |
| Mistcaller | U | Creature — Merfolk Wizard | Sacrifice Mistcaller: Until end of turn, if a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead. 1/1 |
| Zhalfirin Crusader | 1WW | Creature — Human Knight | Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.) {1}{W}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Zhalfirin Crusader this turn is dealt to any target instead. 2/2 |