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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Fertile Lands of Saulvinia | Plane — Antausia | Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Chaos ensues on that plane. Then put all cards revealed this way on the bottom of your planar deck in any order. | |
| Mindmoil | 4R | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards. |
| Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis | Phenomenon | When you encounter Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.) | |
| Enlistment Officer | 3W | Creature — Human Soldier | First strike When Enlistment Officer enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Soldier cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. 2/3 |
| Possessed Skaab | 3UB | Creature — Zombie | When Possessed Skaab enters the battlefield, return target instant, sorcery, or creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If Possessed Skaab would die, exile it instead. 3/2 |
| River Song | 1UR | Legendary Creature — Human Time Lord Rogue | Meet in Reverse — You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top. Spoilers — Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power. 2/2 |
| Sturmgeist | 3UU | Creature — Spirit | Flying Sturmgeist's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. Whenever Sturmgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. */* |
| Fire Prophecy | 1R | Instant | Fire Prophecy deals 3 damage to target creature. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card. |
| Retriever Phoenix | 3R | Creature — Phoenix | Flying, haste When Retriever Phoenix enters the battlefield, if you cast it, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.) As long as Retriever Phoenix is in your graveyard, if you would learn, you may instead return Retriever Phoenix to the battlefield. 2/2 |
| Conqueror's Foothold | Land | (Transforms from Conqueror's Galleon.) {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. {4}, {T}: Draw a card. {6}, {T}: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. |