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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Identity Crisis | 2WWBB | Sorcery | Exile all cards from target player's hand and graveyard. |
| Stop That | B | Instant | Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand. |
| Sphinx of Uthuun | 5UU | Creature — Sphinx | Flying When Sphinx of Uthuun enters the battlefield, reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard. 5/6 |
| Blackmail | B | Sorcery | Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card. |
| Gerrymandering | 2G | Sorcery | Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control. |
| Mathas, Fiend Seeker | RWB | Legendary Creature — Vampire | Menace At the beginning of your end step, put a bounty counter on target creature an opponent controls. For as long as that creature has a bounty counter on it, it has "When this creature dies, each opponent draws a card and gains 2 life." 3/3 |
| Duress | B | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card. |
| Protection Racket | 2B | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, repeat the following process for each opponent in turn order. Reveal the top card of your library. That player may pay life equal to that card's mana value. If they do, exile that card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. |
| Diluvian Primordial | 5UU | Creature — Avatar | Flying When Diluvian Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, you may cast up to one target instant or sorcery card from that player's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. 5/5 |
| Maddening Cacophony | 1U | Sorcery | Kicker {3}{U} Each opponent mills eight cards. If this spell was kicked, instead each opponent mills half their library, rounded up. |