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WU · Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Font of Mythos | 4 | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws two additional cards. |
| Cut a Deal | 2W | Sorcery | Each opponent draws a card, then you draw a card for each opponent who drew a card this way. |
| Howling Mine | 2 | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card. |
| Bureaucracy | 3UU | Enchantment | Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND"). |
| Teachings of the Archaics | 2U | Sorcery — Lesson | If an opponent has more cards in hand than you, draw two cards. Draw three cards instead if an opponent has at least four more cards in hand than you. |
| Ghazbán Ogress | G | Creature — Ogre | When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress. 2/2 |
| Notion Thief | 2UB | Creature — Human Rogue | Flash If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card. 3/1 |
| Sokenzan Renegade | 2R | Creature — Ogre Samurai Mercenary | Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more cards in hand than each other player, the player who has the most cards in hand gains control of Sokenzan Renegade. 3/3 |
| Stranglehold | 3R | Enchantment | Your opponents can't search libraries. If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. |
| Sway of the Stars | 8UU | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand, graveyard, and all permanents they own into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 7. |