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3UU · Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
| Name | Mana | Type | Text |
|---|---|---|---|
| Worry Beads | 3 | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player mills a card. |
| Eon Hub | 5 | Artifact | Players skip their upkeep steps. |
| Shrieking Affliction | B | Enchantment | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lose 3 life. |
| Cunning Lethemancer | 2B | Creature — Human Wizard | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player discards a card. 2/2 |
| Prickle Faeries | Creature — Faerie | Flying At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, Prickle Faeries deals 2 damage to them. 2/2 | |
| Nezumi Shortfang | 1B | Creature — Rat Rogue | {1}{B}, {T}: Target opponent discards a card. Then if that player has no cards in hand, flip Nezumi Shortfang. 1/1 |
| The Grand Calcutron | WU | Legendary Artifact | The Grand Calcutron can be your commander. When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards). Players can only play the first card of their program. If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead. At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference. |
| Hag of Ceaseless Torment | 2B | Creature — Hag Warlock | At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card. 2/2 |
| Dystopia | 1BB | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent. |
| Belbe, Corrupted Observer | BG | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf | At the beginning of each player's postcombat main phase, that player adds {C}{C} for each of your opponents who lost life this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.) 2/2 |